Some of you may think I’ve jumped on the holy bus, or that it’s all for show, but I’m here to elaborate for anyone that needs some extra clarification or looking for a good blog post to giggle and vicariously enjoy life through mine. :) Either way, I appreciate you. (Imagine I said that in my “Delilah” voice.)
There is something to be said about reaching the age of 30 and everything, every single thing, changes. My 30th birthday was an exit onto a highway that ends at a place that is filled with abounding GOOD, so much so that I have trouble believing it. Long gone are the days of wasting time.
I wasted so...much...time, but not anymore.
So, here are a few things that, ultimately, happen without me having to ask, and add so much extra happiness to my life:
• impressing your parents
• reusing a sonic cup, even though all the Sonic ice is gone, and the experience is a little different
• successfully picking that notorious “black speck” out of your bath water, without having to drain the tub
• cool ranch Doritos
• water(literally everything we eat is comprised of about 94% water. Without water, we’d eat a pile of powder)
• Mariah Carey’s voice in the original, “All I Want forChristmas is You”
• being able to remember back to when I still believed that Santa was real
• random lady bugs in my house. You get to stay random lady bugs, just don’t eat or poop on anything.
• love . Most people don’t or won’t talk about their love. Love is truly amazing, so I think people should be proud to talk about their love.
• the fact that Cracker Barrel restaurants have an item labeled Chicken Fried Chicken on their menu
• and, finally, seat warmers. Their main function is to warm your seat, right? But what they don’t realize is that when my seat is warmed, it takes me to my happy place. Thanks seat warmers, the same goes to you, bathtub!
I added a landing and steps down under my new carport.
